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Name: Munkwunk Theogre

Nickname(s): Munk, Munky, chipMunk

Name of guild and clan (if applicable): Gnoggs

Title(s) Held: Regent, Leader of Gnoggs

Date of Birth: April 2nd, in the second year of the Queen

Class: Barbarian

Alignment: Neutral

Race or Species: Ogre

True Form: Ogre

Other Form(s): None

Eyes: Green

Hair: Green

Skin: White

What do you look like: An Ogre. More than twice as tall as a human, and nearly thrice the width. Long, scragly green hair, which was magically dyed for me by a friend, that reaches to the center of my back. Green eyes. Jade colored leather pants, dark green boots, and a shirt that's so torn and shredded that it no longer looks like a shirt, and always carrying his huge, diamond edged battle axe named "Klogg".

Describe your attitude: Friendly and helpful to those I take a liking to. Calm and collected, unless seriously provoked. Tries not to hold grudges, but occasionally a person does something horrible enough to make him hate them for a very long time.

Biggest Character Flaw: An Ogre's intelligence!

Personal Quotes: "MOOO!"

Parent(s): Klogg and Bella Theogre

Sibling(s): I'm an only child.

Husband/Wife: None

Children: None

Guardians: My diamond edged battle axe, Klogg. *grins*

Close Friends (in alphabetical order): Too many that I might offend by forgetting to name

Worst Enemie(s): Anyone who insults my friends, ESPECIALLY my female friends.

Pet(s) and their names: MOOO the MOOO Cow.

Favorite Color(s): Green

Favorite Animal(s): MOOO Cows... and Porcupines (they taste good!)

Favorite Drink(s): Dwarven Spirits and Elven Blossom Wine

Favorite Food(s): Pez, Pixie Stix, Porcupine, and Stale Muffins

Favorite Weapon(s): My diamond edged battle axe, Klogg. (How'd ya guess?)

Favorite Belonging(s): See above.

Favorite thing(s) to wear: Comfy green boots.

Favorite Song(s): "What do you do with a drunken Ogre..."

Things you collect: Junk, powerful weapons, horrible weapons

Goddesses you worship: Amberlee *grins*

A Dream or Goal you have: Well, it /was/ to be able to get my equipment so deteriorated that a rat in the fields could waste me. But I've already accomplished that, so I'm not sure what to do next.

Hobbie(s): Dragon killing in the nude. :P

Favorite thing(s) to do: See above.

Something you're good at: See above... oh yeah... and killin' other stuff in the nude. :P

Favorite Body parts on/in you: My left little toe.

Favorite Body Part on the opposite sex: All of 'em!

Any Tattoos or Birthmarks, Where and of what: A tattoo of a battle axe on my right arm.

Any piercings, Where: None

Best place to hang out: DC Tavern

What do you sleep in, and where do you sleep: I sleep nude in a suite in Silas' Inn.

Important lesson(s) you've learned: Porcupines are not to be held by the quills!

Best Advice: Don't hold your Porcupines by the quills!

Words and Phrases you over use: "MUNKWUNK SMASH!!!!"

Most Awesome experience of your life: Killing my first Dragon. Then killing my first Dragon while wearing nothing. Then killing my first Dragon while wearing stuff that made me suck worse than wearing nothing. Then getting offed by a Rat while I'm strong enough to kill a Dragon in the nude. :P

Scariest thing you've ever done: Well, when I was a lil boy, I had climbed high utop a tree and bugged some baby birdies in their nest. Then the momma came and... WHEEEEE... I was falling down towards the ground at a very rapid rate. Luckily the branches broke my fall... over and over and over....

Stupidest thing you ever heard someone say: "You can't do that! I said I killed you!"

Funniest Experience: Numerous forum wars with numerous people.

History: Http:// (Kinda out-dated, but it's there.)